Friday, May 8, 2009

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Somehow Eric enjoys being an insomniac. He goes to bed at 12. Some days he would fall asleep, some days he would not. To tell the fact, most of the days he would not. So Eric gets up from bed, turns on the lights, switch on the desktop monitor, and then he checks his email inbox for the tenth time that day.

[Friendster : Your friend wants to share an application....] Checked.
[Facebook : Neo invited you to join this group...] Checked.
[Golden Screeen Cinemas : Exclusive screeenings at GSC this week...] Checked.
[Epositive : Find out how you can earn $500 EVERYDAY...] Yeah go to hell you motherfucker.

Eric doesn't like to delete emails, so his inbox is filled with 9000++ messages and 0 in the trash folder. 'Well I might wanna look into those emails again someday...' Yeah, yeah. Like you're a nostalgic cocksucker. 'No, I mean it, there's really a lot of important stuffs in my inbox......I'll regret it some day if i delete those now.' Well, whatever cheers you.

What does one do at 1am?
[I'm sleeping...fuck off!]
[Hey babe, wanna crash at my place?]
[#突然好想你,你会在哪里。。#]
[PBB terdiri daripada negara-negara...]

[click, click]
Eric hates nights like these as much as he enjoys it. The hate part, well, how do you feel when there's nobody under the "Available" list of your Messenger contacts? Let me guess...you'd hate it. It's like you have no one to talk to. Researchers show that people become more depressed at night in comparison with day. If you're an easily-depressed person, you'd better not be like Eric. But of course Eric here would stand by to talk to you, if there are really nights you feel like days. You barely find Eric under the 'Offline' list after 1am.

Eric loves Youtube. 'It's one of the greatest websites all-time.' Hmm. 'Well I can watch NBA highlights, watch video footages of my favorite celebrities, learn tips of speedcubing, and laugh to stand-up comedians.' Or maybe he just surfs Youtube to simply shift from the bad day he's had. Ever spend a few hours simply clicking 'Related Videos' and keep watching and click 'Related Videos' and so on? Welcome to the club.

You might ask,

[What's the point of this entry?]
[Who the hell is Eric?]
[Did i just waste 60seconds of my life?]

I won't answer you about the first two. But for the third,








Hell yeah.

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