我的红色MickeyMouse内衣呢？

假期回来的星期一，寄居班上的蜘蛛小强们看到我们都怕。因为他们知道又是时候check out了。可怜。由于我不想当臭人，我都故意不提早来学校，就这样躲过清洁工作。
一来到学校全部都在讨论《吓到笑》，我没有看所以没有话讲，看着别人pattern多多不爽罢了。于是我们班上几个还没有看的直接放学后去看，好让今天有得发挥。

今天就真的讲了一整天，几乎已经整部戏的笑点都搬出来了。 = =


拿了正式的成绩单，终于第一次感到完美，第一次稍微满足我的鸟虚荣感。
我超喜欢坐在最高的感觉！

Help!

Is it just me, or the clock's ticking faster than planned? I felt like just warming up, and Lower Six is on its way to check out. Days without school seemed to outnumber school days. No shit, I love this life.


Help! by The Beatles

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these daya are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.

谜路点灯

那天我们错过飞机，原因很奇怪，是因为搞错机场。

在那个风和日丽的早晨，我们不是在波德申上演野餐记，而是在KL到处寻找在下午之前回北海开店的方法。

狼狈到像一群怕被老板骂的流浪狗。

没办法之下买了车票，烈日当空下等巴士。

上了巴士，旁边坐了一位穿着与发型很像和尚的一位怪伯伯。伯伯衣服破旧，拿着破旧的包包，就像戏里那些和尚一样。差的只是这个有戴眼镜，和他那双看似没出过如来神掌的皱纹多的手掌。我对这些人都很反感，因为整天听到他们骗人的手法。所以一开始都对他翻白眼。

巴士迟迟未开车，司机的烟好像还没抽完。

“不知道他们几点开车？”伯伯问我。
“Hanor.”我说。
“不知道我上个厕所，来得及吗？”原来伯伯急尿。
“Er...你问司机看。”

经过尴尬的破冰仪式后，巴士还不肯走，伯伯也不好意思下车。于是硬硬和我聊了几句。

“你们是KL人噢？”
“不是啊。”
“来这里做什么？”
“公司有Dinner咯。。你leh?”
“我身体有了病，每个月都定时一个人来这里看医生拿药。”
惨了，is this the part where he's going to hand me his little bowl to ask for donation? 脑里突然用英文自己对话。

“你们下Ipoh吗？”
“没有，下北海。”
“不知道这辆有没有下Ipoh?”
“Er...你问司机看。”我好像很敷衍。
他应该也看透我了。

由于巴士好像停在那边一小时了还不开车，车上的人都呱呱叫起来。终于有人理直气壮上前去逼问司机跟收票员时，才知道他们还在决定要下哪里。由于他们都马来人，而乘客大都华人，我们整车人骂粗话骂惨了。当然旁边那个伯伯不出声。

司机说由于某种原因他只停Juru.我们没办法，当时大概只剩这辆车了。但是Juru好像离Ipoh蛮远的。

伯伯从包包里准备拿出东西，我已经想好拒绝捐钱的方案。还好，最后他拿出一本书，一本叫作《谜路点灯》的书。靠，难不成要骗我买书？

“这本送你，祝你一路顺风。”

他去前面尝试跟司机商量，看他们能不能停Ipoh一下。司机说时间很紧凑，而且是用很不屑的语气。没办法之下伯伯要求退票，司机又再不屑的拒绝他。伯伯难为情的就走下巴士。我傻眼。Byebye也不讲一声。

过后发现，原来《谜路点灯》是他写的一本书，都关于灯谜。看来伯伯是谜学界的高人。而且他真的是出家人，法号空戒，叫空戒法师。

那时候，脑海中很奇怪的浮现一句话。

......人间有温情。



现在看着这本书，觉得自己还蛮可笑，因为里面空戒法师的每一个谜与谜底我都没一个接得到。应该只有那些爱好灯谜的才会懂。

我想有时候有些东西不需要很华丽很昂贵，更不需要实用，有一点点温暖的纪念价值，摆着也不会嫌浪费空间。

感情上

陶喆的《天天》做得真的还蛮经典的，简单的词句向女孩告白。听了都令我想做个女生。

可惜事实证明我固然是个男儿生。

而我找不到一个能令我想要‘天天对她说’的女生。

这种单调乏味，缺乏爱人与被爱的生活，说过得开心也是，不开心也是。说孤独一点也不孤独，空虚也有办法消除。

就只差那种令人生病的狂热，及那些有能力拨动情绪的漩涡。生存及生活就只靠着一些没有动力的动力，即使上到高峰，也没有一个能和你一起体验成就的人。

少了那份叫做‘真正的快乐’的快乐。

我也没想过我的十八岁就这样单身的过去。

无聊无趣无知的生活不知道还要过多久，多希望白马王子赶快超速来救我。（有点怪）

一年了，改变的都变了，我也看懂了其中的反差。那些关于单身和有伴的共同点及不同点，我大概可以写一本书了。但是聪明没有鬼用。

有时候有个依靠是件很幸福的事，一个在你累了想停下来时会和你一起聊天气，讲废话的人的确会增加乐趣。只是有时会很自私，不愿意做人家的依靠，不想有丝毫被束缚的感觉。这应该就是所谓的鸟人。

回到老问题，什么是爱情？

其实写blog的人很矛盾，想写又怕给人看到，没有人看时又懒惰写。

不过最近听到蛮多朋友注意大家的blog,吓了一跳，还蛮开心的。

这也意味着又有更多东西不能讲。Great.


最近才发现，原来回来读form6才是最好的选择。At least for me lah. 基本上跟以前没什么大差别，就只是比以前平静一点。无忧无虑，还可以像siaokia这样每天出去玩，差就差在大多数都跟同样几个malatlou, 有时候要唱一些男女合唱的情歌时ngeh ngeh扮女生。

为了感谢一些有常来这里的人，我会尽量少讲废的东西，写一些有意义的东西来回馈社会。

But not tonight.

~

Holiday

To be honest i'm not really so hyped up with holidays, every single day in my life has been like holidays.

But Woohoo! anyway. = =

天天

Something i keep hearing in my head.

作詞：娃娃　作曲：陶吉吉

太陽天(或)下雨天　人擠人的咖啡店
找一個能想你舒服的角落
看著情人肩靠肩　慢慢轉開我視線
有個女孩讓我好想念
我的心已經　飛到這個城市的另一邊
想看著你　我愛的臉　把心裏的感情都對你說

(那)馬路上天天都在塞　而每個人天天在忍耐
沒有你日子很黑白　原來這樣就是戀愛
我想要你在我身邊　享受生命中的一切
我想要天天說　天天說　天天對你說我有多愛你

...纳闷

R.I.P , 冷乐团鼓手。


同類
雨後的城市　寂寞又狼狽
路邊的座位　它空著在等誰

我拉住時間　它卻不理會
有沒有別人　跟我一樣很想被安慰

風　停了又吹　我忽然想起誰
天　亮了又黑　我(又)過了好幾歲

心　暖了又灰
世界　有時候孤單的很　需要另一個同類


愛　收了又給　我們都不太完美
夢　作了又碎　我們有幾次機會　去追


不曉得為甚麼愛　又稀少又昂貴

雲在半空中　被微風剪碎
回憶也許美　可是正在飛走對不對

23

Michael Jordan was finally inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame, introduced as the greatest player ever to play the game. Some may consider themselves Kobe fans, or LBJ groupies, but when it comes to the greatest, no one would deny the fact that MJ is the best basketball player ever. All hail No.23!

20 reasons why chocolate is better than sex. (LMAO)

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have great chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!

其娘之歌台

真吵。

我还小，我完全不懂为什么总在农历七月做歌台秀。人家猪哥亮以前每天都办，但是就没那么吵，也没那么多香。

也好，有时蛮多美眉看的。

=.=

将来我去世后，有机会在鬼界‘拿高post’的话，我会叫亲爱的人类们帮我表演五月天的歌。

那时候五月天的歌应该归纳为老歌了吧，就像我们看待邓丽君那样。

不知道五十年后的流行音乐会变出什么花样。

我想我能明白为什么老一辈的总爱听老一辈的歌，完全不能也不肯适应我们小孩子听的歌。

因为我也渐渐无法接受现在流行音乐朝向的趋势了。

纳闷。

Borat

Borat is the funniest man on Earth. Definitely my idol!

FISH

.........


I'm just trying to kill some time here. Today is too dull to be true.

I technically took the phrase "nothing to do" up to a whole new level. Really, what can you say about a guy who could stare at Windows Media Player's visualisation of every song he's listening for hours?

宅男们都会想拜我。

Sometimes i feel like a fish. After i ran out of silly things to do i just wanted to get a nap but my right eye just refused to close. So the left one joined in the fun to watch me rot.

There goes my Saturday, talking to Fortune Teller Genius on Facebook.

*****

Let's talk about my first exam in Form Six.

Well, in general i got pretty nice grades. It feels like the first exam in Form One all over again. It's been a few years since i could really claim that i'm at the top of my game. I guess the pressure's on me now to keep it that way, all the way to STPM.
Stay tuned, you're about to witness the making of greatness.

Could it be Any Harder - The Calling

You left me with goodbye and open arms
A cut so deep I don't deserve
Well you were always invincible in my eyes
And the only thing against us now is time

Could it be any harder to say goodbye
live without you,
Could it be any harder to watch you go, to face what's true
If I only had one more day

I lie down and blind myself with laughter
Well A quick fix of hope is what I'm needin'
And how I wish that I could turn back the hours
But I know I just don't have the power yea

Could it be any harder to say goodbye
live without you,
Could it be any harder to watch you go, to face what's true
If I only had one more day

Well I'd jump at the chance
We'd drink and we'd dance
And I'd listen close to your every word,
As if it's your last, but I know it's your last,
Cause today, oh, you're gone.

Could it be any harder
Could it be any harder
Could it be any harder to live my life without you?
Could it be any harder? I'm all alone, I'm all alone.

Like sand on my feet
The smell of sweet perfume
You stick to me forever baby
I wish you didn't go,
I wish you didn't go,
I wish you didn't go away
To touch you again,
With life in your hands.
It couldn't be any harder.. harder.. harder

KFC

KFC merupakan makanan kegemaran saya.

Sejak kecil lagi, saya selalu makan KFC. Oleh sebab kedai KFC tinggal berhampiran dengan rumah saya, saya selalu menggesa ibu bapa saya membeli KFC untuk saya setiap malam semasa kecil. Dulu saya hanya mampu makan dua ketul, dan hanya tahu makan drumstik, tetapi sekarang saya sudah besar, saya mampu makan sehingga 5ketul. Tambahan lagi saya boleh menghabiskannya dalam sekira-kira 15minit sahaja.

Oleh itu, saya bersyukur kepada Tuhan.


Saya juga bersyukur kepada Colonel Sanders yang mencipta KFC, walaupun beliau sudah meninggal dunia, harap beliau mempunyai hidup yang mewah di atas.



Walaubagaimanapun saya ingin menyatakan minta maaf kepada ayam-ayam yang dimakan saya. Kamu semua sangat baik.

9.9.09

今天是零九年九月九号，明明只是一个很普通的日期，大家却当成是很神圣的日期，什么长长久久之类的。一整天收到很多有够gay的forward messages，无聊罢了。 = =

其实今天还蛮多人生日的，先祝大家生日快乐。

特别是有一个今天生日的，他算是我今年最要好的新朋友吧。也不算新，小学补习时就开始对他整天吃了bubblegum然后粘在桌子的样子满反感。现在发现他还蛮好人的，整天帮我帮到我满内疚。 zzz

#永遠等待 那一日 咱可以出頭天#

OLDBOY

It's the 5th movie i'd watched in three days. duh.

But this one's special though. It's Korean.

I always download movies that are critically acclaimed and receive high ratings. Yeah yeah, I'm one of those who enjoy 'boring' , 'whattheheckisthestoryabout' movies. Well not to be arrogant but it seems like i have an odd talent to understand and appreciate great films that most of my peers don't. =P

The story is about a man being locked up for 15years without knowing who did so and why in a room where the television is his only connection to the outside world. When he's released, (also with no reason) he's determined to seek vengeance. The film is full of violence, which i find oddly amusing.

Quote :
#Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone.#

Twin Tower

Talking to Ding made me realize just how much we had changed after graduation. Appearance, the way we talk, the way we think, seem totally different from what I'd always expected would be few years back. One thing for sure is that he's in college and I'm kinda still stuck in high school. I pretty much go everywhere wearing short pants and slippers, and he actually knows how to wear nicely now. LOL. Guess I'm still not ready to give up the last bit of my childish and immature self. Somehow there's still lots of stuff that i can't share with anyone else except Ding, like the youknowwhats. Let's hope we don't have to call each other 'a long-lost old friend' in the future.


I guess now i know why i enjoy watching 小猪小鬼 so much. Ah, the good old fuckin' days!

我懷念的

This has been playing in my head for a week a so. Just can't get it out of my head. = =


我懷念的
作詞：姚若龍　作曲：李偲菘　編曲：Martin Tang

我問為什麼　那女孩傳簡訊給我　而你為什麼　不解釋　低著頭沉默
我該相信你很愛我　不願意敷衍我　還是明白你已不想挽回什麼

想問為什麼　我不再是你的快樂　可是為什麼　卻苦笑說我都懂了
自尊常常將人拖著把愛都走曲折　假裝瞭解是怕　真相太赤裸裸
狼狽比失去難受

我懷念的是無話不說　我懷念的是一起做夢
我懷念的是爭吵以後　還是想要愛你的衝動
我記得那年生日　也記得那一首歌
記得那片星空　最緊的右手　最暖的胸口
誰記得　誰忘了

我懷念的是無言感動　我懷念的是絕對熾熱
我懷念的是你很激動　求我原諒抱得我都痛
我記得你在背後　我記得我顫抖著
記得感覺洶湧　最美的煙火　最長的相擁

誰愛的太自由　誰過頭太遠了　誰要走我的心　誰忘了那就是承諾
誰自顧自地走　誰忘了跟著我　誰讓愛變沉重　誰忘了要給你溫柔

(我懷念的)　我還有想要愛你的衝動
我記得那年生日　也記得那一首歌
記得那片星空　最緊的右手　最暖的胸口
我放手　我讓座　假灑脫　誰懂我多麼不捨得
太愛了　所以我　沒有哭　沒有說